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My name is Liz Foley. I love my accounting job because I'd rather deal with numbers than talk to people.
My best traits:
I have (RBF) Resting Bitch Face.
I give snarky come-backs.
I have no friends.
My worst traits:
I speak in run-on sentences when I get nervous.
I'm attracted to assholes.
Enter Finnigan Walsh the new guy at work.
His best traits:
He kind of hot, I suppose.
He has a working car.
He sings to me and brings me coffee.
Nothing ever gets to him, even when I add more people to our carpool.
His worst traits:
I don't like him. At least, that what I keep telling myself.
After all, it not about how fast you get there. It the journey. Right?
Damn this carpool.
You'd better buckle up.
Photo taken by the lovely: @brenda_readz